ticka1
12-11-2004, 01:55 PM
>>Proof That The World Is Nuts!!!!
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>>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
>>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
>>animal is punishable by death.
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>>(Like THAT makes sense.)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
>>but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
>>examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>
>>(Do they look different reversed?)
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>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>>also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
>>covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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>>(A brick??)
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>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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>>(Much worse than "going blind!")
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
>>countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
>>privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law,
>>it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>
>>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
>>world that even comes close to this?)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
>>adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
>>husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
>>desired.
>>
>>(Ah! Justice!)
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>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>>tropical fish stores.
>>
>>(But of course!)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
>>the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
>>witness the act.
>>
>>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
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>>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>>woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>
>>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
>>law?)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
>>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
>>only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
>>the premises."
>>
>>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>
>>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>
>>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>>
>>(From drinking little bottles of...?)
>>
>>(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Ah, geez.)
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>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>Starfish don't have brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that, too.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>>And, the best for last.....
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>>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>
>>(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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>>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
>>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
>>animal is punishable by death.
>>
>>(Like THAT makes sense.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
>>but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
>>examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>
>>(Do they look different reversed?)
>>
>>
>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>>also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
>>covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>>
>>(A brick??)
>>
>>
>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>>
>>(Much worse than "going blind!")
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
>>countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
>>privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law,
>>it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>
>>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
>>world that even comes close to this?)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
>>adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
>>husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
>>desired.
>>
>>(Ah! Justice!)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>>tropical fish stores.
>>
>>(But of course!)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
>>the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
>>witness the act.
>>
>>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
>>
>>
>>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>>woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>
>>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
>>law?)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
>>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
>>only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
>>the premises."
>>
>>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>
>>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>
>>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>>
>>(From drinking little bottles of...?)
>>
>>(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Ah, geez.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>>
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>Starfish don't have brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that, too.)
>>
>>
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>
>>And, the best for last.....
>>
>>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>
>>(Do you think they have bad breath?)