Another Funny

[ticka1]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
> >> >> the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
> >> >>
> >> >> She asks him why he is staring.
> >> >>
> >> >> He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
> >> >> offend you".
> >> >>
> >> >> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
> >> >> you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
> >> >> get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
> >> >> there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> >> >>
> >> >> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
> >> >> me."
> >> >>
> >> >> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
> >> >> that:
> >> >> #1, you have to be single and
> >> >> #2, you must be Catholic."
> >> >>
> >> >> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
> >> >> single and Catholic!"
> >> >>
> >> >> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> >> >>
> >> >> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
> >> >> make a hooker blush.
> >> >>
> >> >> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
> >> >> starts crying.
> >> >>
> >> >> "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
> >> >>
> >> >> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,
> >> >> I'm married and I'm Jewish."
> >> >>
> >> >> The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
> >> >> going to a Halloween party."

[stormy]

ok ticka yes you are really trying to make my day. but on the nuns, I went to boarding school and I know something goes on. As a matter of fact the head nuns who i worshiped left the church to marry one of the priest.