ticka1
11-27-2004, 07:06 PM
Things you can get away with saying at Thanksgiving and not be thought of
>as a perv...
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>1. Talk about a huge breast!
>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>3. It's Cool Whip time!
>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
>10. Don't play with your meat.
>11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
>15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
>19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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>as a perv...
>
>
>1. Talk about a huge breast!
>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>3. It's Cool Whip time!
>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
>10. Don't play with your meat.
>11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
>15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
>19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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