ticka1
10-30-2004, 07:02 PM
Office Dares
ONE-POINT DARE
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other non-player
must be in the toilet at the time).
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut up!"
8. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
9. In a colleague's calendar write in 10am: "See how I look in
tights."
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
trade?"
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about it."
13. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee
and move them according to the movements of their real-life
counterparts.
14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a
very important conference call.
15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
ONE-POINT DARE
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other non-player
must be in the toilet at the time).
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, dang it, all of you just shut up!"
8. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
9. In a colleague's calendar write in 10am: "See how I look in
tights."
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
trade?"
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about it."
13. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee
and move them according to the movements of their real-life
counterparts.
14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a
very important conference call.
15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.